International House of Horrors: A career down the toilet...

Now Farmer Ted is as open-minded as the next guy. But I do draw the line at elected officials attempting the nasty in public bathrooms.

For those who don't know, US Senator Larry Craig (R) of Idaho was recently arrested for solicitation of an undercover male police officer in the restroom of a Minnesota airport.

On Page 4 of the arrest report the officer claims that Sen. Craig exhibited behavior towards him "often used by persons communicating a desire to engage in sexual conduct." Despite Sen. Craig's protestations of innocence, my thought is that for someone who didn't know that's what he was doing, the Senator sure seemed to know exactly what to do.

Mm-hm. As my southern mama always said "Where there's smoke, there's fire."

"Hello? Reality? There's an elected official who needs you to send a check his way."

- Farmer Ted