Farmer Ted looks like...

A good friend of mine sent me a fun on-line activity: Put the phrase "your-name looks like", including quotation marks, into Google and see what it returns on the first page only. Now as the cows had moved out of view into the north pasture anyway, I went ahead and tried it.

Using "Farmer Ted looks like" only returned one hit: Farmer Ted looks like one creepy guy.

Hardly inspiring.

So I just used "Ted looks like" and got a veritable cornucopia of hits:

Ted looks like my mom!
Ted looks like someone's prison bitch. (I must take exception to this one!)
Ted looks like a woman!
Ted looks like the kindly drugstore man in a Norman Rockwell painting.

And my favorite:

Ted looks like the cat facing the monster in Alien.


Give it a try!

- Farmer Ted